the last week... & last night in China...

so this is it... the last night in china... for this chapter of my life anyways.....

in the morning, i'll be on a plane, headed for korea... and then after killing 6 hours at the airport, i'll be on the flight back home to sydney...

i spent the last weekend on my last 'china chravel' by going to dalian to see dan chan.... the 3 days in dalian made me realise how much i missed being around some close friends... and i think for me and dan chan to be together in china... mischief and random things were ALWAYS going to happen....

the first night there, i met some of dan's friends at "love club".... a russian girl, who everyone calls 'vagina'... but i call her Farzana.... and another "big" girl, who dan calls 'junk in the trunk'... haha....

we ended up sleeping that night at a bath house where my yantai friend was working.... i call her "xiao pengyou", which means... little kid... coz she's TINY... but all the massaging she does at work... her biceps are ridiculous and when she hits u for fun, it hurts....

had hot pot for lunch with dan chan and my little chick friend, and then we all went back to dan's crib to watch a crappy korean movie... a crappy chinese movie.... and the paralympics....

that night, we met dan's dalian friend, Kevin... what a character!! he must be injecting himself with high doses of adrenaline.... the guy was awesome! ended up going to a jazz club to drink a bottle of Jack Daniels, but Kevin and another guy who was drinking with us left early... leaving me and dan to finsh that....

of course, it was too early to call it a night, so we went back to "love club".... what went on at the "love club" that day... well, it was dan, me.... randomly hooked up with a group of 5 chicks and 1 gay-ish guy.... the night in short was alot of constant dirty "groping" dancing, dan and me drinking pink breezers, exchange of phone numbers, but not going home with them....

instead, dan and i tested out our "chinamones".... "chinamones" is like "pheromones"... but u get chinamones after being in china for a long time.... when u first come here, cars will honk at u, and it seems really dangerous to cross the road.... but once u have "chinamones", the cars just naturally go around u..... (of course this ridiculous theory is from my brain...)

so.... after ditching the chicks outside "love club", dan and i walked down the middle of a main road for 30 mins.... and as i said, all the taxis drove right around us... not honking at all... hahaha... dan went on to be more chinese by taking off his shirt while walking into a convenience store....

after that we caught a cab back home... i thought dan said his house was "half an hour" from the club... but he had actually said, "one and a half hour" from the club....

we got in a cab, then told the driver to run all the red lights.... why?? coz we have CHINAMONES!!!!! and the driver said no... coz if he gets caught, he'll have to pay a 200rmb fine.... so we offered to pay his fine if he gets caught.... and i threatened the cab driver that i will throw up in his taxi if he doesnt go quickly thru the red lights.... haha.... in the end, he ran thru all the red lights... and we didnt die.... CHINAMONES!!!!

got back to dan's crib again at 4am.... we COULD have gone to sleep.... but i heard dan's neighbours still awake... and i could hear chicks' voices.... so i took dan's only bowl of instant noodles and walked over to his neighbours house at 4am.... i told them that our electricity was out, and i was wondering if they could boil us some hot water.... there were like 10 people living in that apartment... 2 guys, 7 chicks, 1 old woman.... and they kindly invited me in..... i went back to get dan.... and introduced him to his new neighbours.... haha

4am.... made friends with the neighbours, and they gave us free rice... so we ate there and ended up going to sleep at 5ish....

we didnt get up until like noon, and to cut the story short again, the day consisted of going to a japanese noodle shop to drink the nice free green tea.... get served by dan's "angel" (who had a pool of yellow wax in her ear).... go to dan's chinese class... dan get "diarrhoea-d" on by a bird.... goto the airport and see a fight, and security with shotguns..... and then i got my 40min flight back to yantai........

it was a hectic weekend.... hilarious, awesome..... ah~~ im gonna miss china....

i've been here for sooooooo long..... and i thought i was getting sick of it.... but after hanging out with dan, i realised i was just sick of being in a boring city like yantai...... also i've been missing hanging out with my close mates.... causing mischief.... it is definitely awesome to have a partner in crime..... ^^